And yes, I want you to look at these pictures after you read my last blog. 

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Del Martin was born in 1921. Phyllis Lion was born in 1924. They met in 1950. They became lovers in 1952. They moved in together in 1953. They got married in 2008. They had been together 56 years before they could say “I do”. They were married for less than two months, until Del Martin passed away. 

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Britney Spears was born in 1981. I don’t know when Jason Allen Alexander was born, doesn’t matter. They met when they were children. They were together for three drunk hours before they got married in 2004. They were married for 55 hours, until they sobered up. 

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And you dare tell me that Britney and her partner deserved the marriage more than Del and Phyllis? You dare tell me that that marriage was more sacred?